Bleach Crack ... it's CRACK!tastic
Kira lay on his back on a hard wooden surface, but he wasn't sure where he was, or how he had gotten there. The last thing he had been doing was drinking with Rangiku-san, but he must have passed out. He never could hold his alcohol very good. And this was the last time he let himself get that drunk with the 10th squad's fukutaicho.
Kira was unsure of his surrounding due to a blindfold that had been placed over his eyes. It also covered his ears, affecting his hearing. And wherever he was, he couldn't move, due to being tied up with something that most definitely did NOT feel like rope. It felt more like silk cloth than anything else. He didn't DARE roll over, either, for he could feel the edge of the surface that he lay on with his elbow.
The worst part though, was that all of Kira's clothes had been removed from his body.
And it was cold.
"Matsumoto, why is Kira tied up, naked, on my desk?" Hitsugaya asked his fukutaicho when they walked into their squad's office. "And are those your panties around his wrists?"
"Happy Birthday?" she said, a question in her voice.
Kira's entire body turned bright red as a blush spread over every inch of skin. Current Mood: blah